Doctor (of Gishology)

Level of sarcasm: Ianto Jones
Level of self-esteem: 9th Doctor
Level of weirdness: Something under Misha Collins.
Level of randiness: John Barrowman (if not above).
Graduate the University of Emotions of Dean Winchester.
I wish I was a hobbit and sometimes I wish more people would understand my Henry Foss' references.
Viggo Mortensen is amazing human being and amazing artist in every possible way!
AO3 account: http://archiveofourown.org/users/capn_cecil_ang/works
^ Mostly Destiel and Janto (more to come soon)

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probably-a-succubus:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

carryonmywayward-idjits:

Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful

i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing

i dont and i am slightly mortified

(Source: odestayouhavemyheart, via jackalwayscheats)

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just-a-little-stump:

trauntwave:

a transgender person has a child

they are now transparent

I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun

(Source: centurles, via assstiel)

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steveeugenecarlsberg:

cecil gershwin palmer

  • keeps a dream journal that he writes in with a pen made out of a straw
  • loves old western movies
  • got made fun of by a sentient rock one time
  • wears furry pants and uses seatbelts as accessories
  • got pulled into a janitor’s closet by a vacuum cleaner one time
  • built a barricade out of cardboard signs that said “secret room!” and “keep out!”
  • writes jaws slashfic and makes woodcarvings of his cat for tumblr
  • is basically just a huge dork?? ?

(via jackalwayscheats)

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crapaccino:

squldward:

hey guys its fall u know what that means

only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid

so

never

(Source: spicy-vagina-tacos, via thegirlwhostoletheworld)

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dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

(via profoundboner)

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khaleesiofhale:

deanckles:

I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school

#the entire school is just gay girls dressed as guys in hopes of attending the school (via buttergin)

(via eliana59282)

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aureat:

shout out to the people who upload tv shows to the internet god bless you

(via eliana59282)

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